Thursday, July 14, 2011

Rules of the House: Vegas

By boarding flight XXXX YYC -- LAS; you agree to the following terms:

1) At any given time if you want to do something and others do not, you cannot guilt, coerce or forcefully make someone go with you. This excludes but is not limited to using blackmail, monetary gains and or threats to expose previous indecencies. No matter how intoxicated you, or are pretending to be.

2) At no time shall anyone purposely bring up past indecencies inorder to hurt, harm or shame another person. No matter how intoxicated you are, or are pretending to be.

3) If at any point a conflict arrises each person involved will take a 90 second time out, think and then act. No matter how intoxicated you, or are pretending to be.

4) At no time shall one party member cry or start drama over a person of the opposite sex or same sex. Same sex drama will be throughly questioned but still allowed. No matter how intoxicated you, or are pretending to be.

5) At any given time if someone is being a 'Debbie Downer' 'Bitter Betty' or any other middle aged women, they will face a time out. No matter how intoxicated you, or are pretending to be.